McCain and Kennedy: Pathological liars in bed together

McCain's office: lights out, phone unplugged, not answering door

"John McCain needs to answer.

Cowardice, like dishonesty, corruption and greed, doesn't play well anywhere, but I imagine this is especially true in Arizona, home of the famous OK Corral, located in the famous town of Tombstone, which, to this day, is nothing but a nest of varmints and armed vigilantes (armed and dangerous vigilantes! just ask the frightened townspeople listening to those shyster lawyers who've hung their shingle off the 18th floor at 125 Broad Street).

When challenged in front of the whole town to stand behind his word, will Sen McCain say yes, I believe strongly that what I am saying is true.

Or will the aging and once glorious War Hero, locked in his own personal struggle against dissipation, turn away a defeated man?

What will he do when the town beggar, wiping spittle from his chin with a dirty sleeve, shouts above the din of the crowded saloon, Hey! Sheriff! Yer a liar! [The room falls silent. The piano stops a half-second later. Someone drops a glass.] Yeah, that's right. I said it. And I'll say it again. Yer a low-down side-windin' no-account double-dealing skunk of a liar.

You know, and I know, an' everyone in this saloon knows, that any legislation that gives an illegal alien the right to remain legally in the United States, absolving him or her of the requirement, currently in law, to return home, is an amnesty. Ain't no two ways about it.

You know, an' I know, continued the town beggar unsteadily, an' everyone in this saloon knows that chargin' a fee for the amnesty don't mean it ain't an amnesty. An' requirin' the alien to work a job he came here fer in the first place don't mean it ain't an amnesty neither. An' makin' 'em pay a fine, or makin' 'em learn to talk American, or makin' 'em do 20 push-ups don't mean it ain't an amnesty neither.

It's an amnesty cause the aliens is pardoned as a class of lawbreakers and relieved of the penalty required for breakin' the law they broke at the time they broke it.

It only ain't an amnesty if the aliens gotta go home. I told ya this enough times a'ready, I know ya know it"

McCain needs to answer this. There is nothing that riles me more than someone who lies, again and again, by cloaking what they do or say in politically correct claptrap.

Earned legalization = AMNESTY

Pay a fine and stay = AMNESTY

Be allowed to stay for any reason...under any circumstances...after breaking and entering into our nation = AMNESTY

Calling your McCainnedy Amnesty crap of a bill something else doesn't make it smell like a rose.

Mr. McCain, you're a liar.